Shapeshift, Move swift.

dismissings:

labias:

Coming back from the club like 

(18+)

blehmieux:

it’s so disturbing to think back and realize the stuff you allowed people to do to you simply because you didn’t respect yourself enough to not let it happen

sodomymcscurvylegs:

The cognitive dissonance caused by a society that tells its children to “follow their dreams” through messages in films, literature, etc. and then punishes them for not choosing safe, money making careers in adulthood is fascinating, to say the least.

memeufacturing:

nurse: doctor!!! This man needs an IV right away!!!!
roman empire doctor: four??? Four of what????? He needs four of what??????????

anonymously send me a

mostmodernist:

brick to the face

jonasbrothers:

Sometimes it’s easier to blame yourself than to admit that someone you care about has the capacity to continuously let you down

millie-tant:
“ I mean, I’m not calling you a liar Windows, but that sounds like something someone who’d fucked about with my files would say
”

millie-tant:

I mean, I’m not calling you a liar Windows, but that sounds like something someone who’d fucked about with my files would say

90s90s90s:

friskitriski:

90s90s90s:

Simpsons reference in Kill Bill volume 1

Are we sure it’s not the other way around? The chin and hair say that dude is totally Tarantino.

Simpsons parodied Reservoir Dogs/Tarantino in the original episode (1997) and Tarantino returned the favor in Kill Bill (2003).