You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards
I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man
how did you get in there.
how did you get out of there
|—||Joseph Campbell (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)|
the dick be like
can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this