Shapeshift, Move swift.

hatfullofsky:

You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards 

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
me: haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*
me:
me: wait i'm 20 years old

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

Suddenly you’re ripped into being alive. And life is pain, and life is suffering, and life is horror, but my god you’re alive and its spectacular.
Joseph Campbell  (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

familyunfriendly:

the dick be like

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foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

cybergata:

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